As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
worst night to have a conscience
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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