Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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