wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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