Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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