So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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