Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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