Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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