i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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