love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
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Fuck
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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