god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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