dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
