I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
