You surviving the open bar?
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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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