Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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