My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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