You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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