I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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