Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You can't motorboat a personality
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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