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(207): View more from Maine

i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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probs a good idea

(207): View more from Maine

i like the whole idea of life and being alive

(1-207): View more from Maine

you sure you're not high?

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(802): View more from Vermont

She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.

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(430): View more from Texas

Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex

(214): View more from Texas

Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me

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