YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
