whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize