i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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