Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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