I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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