Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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