Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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