It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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