is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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