my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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