I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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