So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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