I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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