Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Randomize
