I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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