This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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