its not stalking. its research.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
