What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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