Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Screwed.edu
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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