We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I need to sanitize my soul.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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