just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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