whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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