Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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