quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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