Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Your cock deserves a montage
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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