summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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