Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
