There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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