The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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