I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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