He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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