Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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