Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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