Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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