is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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